"She attacked me in the shower! I'm not lying. She flung open the curtain and just stood their for what seemed like an eternity staring at me with a hungry, devious smirk on her face. I felt so dirty..." he gasped, his voice reaching to a higher falsetto as he batted his long eyelashes. "I have the bruises to prove it, if you must see. I tried to cover myself with the damn curtain and got tangled up in the stupid thing." he shrugged. He watched with a dulled expression as Chrystiem and Mathius both exchanged glances once more, "Fine, fine. Don't believe me. Some friends the pair of you are."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ashes to Ashes, Powerpoint to Powerpoint

☆ humor pics


☆ funniest reblogs from our dash

 
 
 
 
 
 
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An english major in math class

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An english major in math class

 
 
 
 
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The Cancer Personality.

astraltwelve:

These are the general personality traits found in people who are typical of Cancer. An unhappy or frustrated Cancer may display some of the not-so-attractive traits.

Positive

* Tenacious
* Shrewd and intuitive 
* Kind 
* Compassionate 
* Domesticated 
* Good memory 
* Helpful 
* Caring 
* Sensitive to need 
* Protective 

 

Negative

* Possessive
* Too easily hurt
* Moody
* Crabby
* Matriarchal
* Holds on to insults
* Selfish
* Manipulative
* Introspective
* Overpowering

 
 
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ZodiacChic Post:Cancer

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ZodiacChic Post:Cancer