"She attacked me in the shower! I'm not lying. She flung open the curtain and just stood their for what seemed like an eternity staring at me with a hungry, devious smirk on her face. I felt so dirty..." he gasped, his voice reaching to a higher falsetto as he batted his long eyelashes. "I have the bruises to prove it, if you must see. I tried to cover myself with the damn curtain and got tangled up in the stupid thing." he shrugged. He watched with a dulled expression as Chrystiem and Mathius both exchanged glances once more, "Fine, fine. Don't believe me. Some friends the pair of you are."
 
 
 
 
 
weallheartonedirection:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

weallheartonedirection:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

 
 
 
 
 
 

beben-eleben:

Surreal, Man and Dog Re-enact Iconic Movie Scenes 

 
 

apinchofsanity:

BBC Sherlock 3rd brother au 

You know what happened to the other one”

Westley James Holmes is the middle brother of Sherlock and Mycroft. It was previously thought that he died on a undercover operation. They were wrong, now he’s back with a little consulting criminal on his shoulder.

 
 
 
 

Thor: The Dark World Deleted Scene - Vanaheim

 
 

ghostyfefeta:

arriving at the party like

image

 
 
meowsterland:

this is so accurate, its Scary 

meowsterland:

this is so accurate, its Scary